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Ditching your birthday bar crawl to have a date night with another girl

"If your partner is consenting, you will see them meeting you halfway on stuff, responding to your touch, touching you back, making approving noises, positioning their body helpfully, making occasional eye contact, smiling, giggling, kissing you, smelling your skin.

If your partner pulls away, flinches, draws back, goes still, goes limp, freezes, is silent, looks unhappy, starts holding their breath, goes from meeting you halfway to merely allowing your touch: stop and check in with words. Maybe they’re ticklish? Maybe they want to stop."

Let’s talk about consent in practice. | Disrupting Dinner Parties
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I met a pretty girl that sports like I sports but she sports all the wrong sporting teams WAH

I met a pretty girl that sports like I sports but she sports all the wrong sporting teams WAH

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Oh shit

I really like you

Totally incompetent Shakespeare professor is incompetent

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unclefather:

this is not what my tax dollars should be paying for

unclefather:

this is not what my tax dollars should be paying for

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illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

It happened and I’m afraid

(via hacked-out-poo-brain)

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I haven’t left bed and

this has been the weirdest fucking day ever. ever ever ever. One girl goes to bed and then another pops out of nowhere and wants to come over like what okay 

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digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

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